PROPOSAL:
"Hey, Iran. We understand you have a lot of left-over Enlightenment liberals-- people who like to read books, take the occasional drink, question the occasional authority. Well, we have a lot of fundamentalists who are all about stoning adulterers and other contact sports. How about a little population exchange? Win-win, as they say." - Anon Ibid-Passim, a.k.a. Anon. (c.f.)